Donald Trump Appoints Kanye West As Secretary Of Rant Relations

Donald Trump Appoints Kanye West As Secretary Of Rant Relations

Kanye West met with Donald Trump at Trump Tower this morning, a move that was met with wild supposition. Some wondered if the two were recording an albumperhaps or. Others believed the session was intended to discuss a 20 -minute Kanye performance at Trumps inauguration, followed by an incoherent ranting and abrupt end to the present. And still others wondered if Mr. West had been appointed to a coveted stance in Trumps cabinet.

Some pundits anticipated Mr. West would be chosen as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services, bearing in mind the fact that Trumps theme for his selection process thus far has been opposites. Still others believed he would be named as Chicago’s Peace Ambassador. However, Mr. West announced today in a series of scarcely coherent tweets that he has been selected to helm the newly created Department of Rant Relations, of which he will serve as Secretary.

Kanye is a perfect choice, said Trumps chief strategist. As someone who legitimately believes hes Jesus Christ, Kanye really has his thumb on the pulse of the ordinary citizen and their daily fights. Plus, his penchant for dismissing his contractual obligations and storming off in a huff without directly addressing any criticisms levied towards him genuinely speaks to this administration.

There is also a high prospect that West will be given the additional honor of garmenting Melania Trump, since none of the other real fashion designers want to do it.

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