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Health Clubs Are The New Gyms

February 7, 2019February 6, 2019 by estebanoreilly
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Any city betch knows the power of a membership to an exclusive social club in a place like NYC. Ever since Samantha Jones get kicked out of Soho House in season six, betches have been praying to get in on these expensive, members-only social scenes.But now that some of the…
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In Honor Of The Release Of Our New Book: Some Really Fucking Terrible Ask A Pro Emails

January 28, 2019January 26, 2019 by estebanoreilly
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Dear pro betch, Grab some popcorn because this problem necessitates some background history and could become lengthly. I'll try to get straight to the point though.I spotted this hot guy at a concert in college and pointed him out. My friend had a class with him and was friends with…
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Here Are Your Weekend Horoscopes For September 29 th-October 1st

January 23, 2019January 22, 2019 by estebanoreilly
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Well here we are. It's the weekend, meaning you have another opportunity to build good terrible selections and enrich ruin your life. Should you black out and text your ex even though you know he's on a Bumble date right now because you stalked him on Insta happened to run…
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Talking Shit Is Good For You, Science Says So

January 10, 2019January 9, 2019 by estebanoreilly
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Once again an Italian has pulled the fuck through for betches everywhere: scientists at the University of Pavia discovered that women who gossip have higher levels of oxytocin aka the hormone that builds you happy. The Italian culture has given us Prosecco, pasta, and now, an excuse to spread rumors.…
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How To Get Skinny By Memorial Day

January 10, 2019January 8, 2019 by estebanoreilly
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Memorial Day weekend is in less than three weeks, and while some boring over-achievers have been dieting and hitting the gym since February, weve been busy like, feeing cheese fries on 4/20 and slurping down margaritas on Cinco de Mayo. The phase is, if your body is nowhere near summer…
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Why Guys Ghost But Watch Your Instagram Stories* Betches

December 17, 2018December 15, 2018 by estebanoreilly
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It's an odd feeling, when a person who ghosted you tries to sneak back into your life through social media. Maybe it's a Facebook friend request, or a "[ GUY YOU USED TO SLEEP WITH] simply added you on Snapchat !" or a mysterious "like" on your latest bikini pic.…
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The Exact Bare Minimum of Exercise You Require To Be Healthy: You’re Welcome

December 15, 2018December 14, 2018 by estebanoreilly
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Correct me if Im wrong, but Im gonna assume the first 2 week of January went a little something like this: 1) Catch a glimpse of your bloated, hungover body on New Years Day. 2) Lose your shit and decide to 3) start a cleanse. 4) Abandon said cleanse within…
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5 Technology That Will Change The World In Baffling Ways

December 12, 2018December 11, 2018 by estebanoreilly
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In between zombie outbreaks and ape-ocracies, one particularly dark vision of the future holds cropping up: the machine mutiny. When it comes to the technology of tomorrow, our media tells us it's either going to be used for evil, or do that evil itself. But so far, our most advanced…
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4 Things That’ll Ruin Any One-Night Stand Before It Starts

December 6, 2018December 5, 2018 by estebanoreilly
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Everyone enjoys sex, except for people who don't, and that's a fact you are able to define your watch by. Your sexuality watch ! And many of us are not above the idea of a hookup just for the thrill of it, because if you're cool with it and they're…
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The Best Bridal Favors To Devote Your Guests* Betches

December 5, 2018December 3, 2018 by estebanoreilly
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For some reason, the tradition of giving gifts to people that attend your wedding has become, like, a thing. Weird flex, but okay. Like, this is my big special day. You should be giving eternal thanks that you're allowed to experience such a significant event with me. Dedicate me fund…
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