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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country

January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 by estebanoreilly

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With the number of laws that get hurled around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks. And by a few, I entail an uncomfortably big sum. What's crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to…

23 Things To Expect When You Date A Total Clean Freak

December 27, 2018December 25, 2018 by estebanoreilly

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1. They can see the difference between the aroma of cleanliness and that of filth masked by Febreze within seconds, so dont tryto fool them with a few quick squirts of some over-the-counter air freshener. 2. Youll probably receive more than one over-priced scented candle as a gift forno special…

11 Things Every Introvert Must Do Just To Keep Their Sanity

December 19, 2018December 18, 2018 by estebanoreilly

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1 . Ducked into a store to avoid someone I knew on the street because I didnt want to chit-chat. Grabbed something off the rack and fled into a change room when I thought they might bepeering in the window to see if it wasme. Subsequently returned the iridescent green…

101 Tinder Pick Up Lines That Are Way Better Than Just Telling’ Hi’

June 3, 2018June 3, 2018 by estebanoreilly

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1. You seem awesome and I like awesome people 2. Tacos sometime? Check yes or no. 3. What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from person? 4. Star Wars or Trek? There is only one right answer. 5. Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged? 6. Be honest.…

17 Things Every College Student Who Was Denied Junk Food As A Kid Knows To Be True

March 26, 2018March 25, 2018 by estebanoreilly

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1. For you, the dreaded Freshman Fifteen had little to do with brew and a lot to do with unlimited frozen yogurt after every. Damn. Meal. Ice cream? Here? Now? AS MUCH AS I WANT? You cant be serious. 2. If only subconsciously, you still kinda select friends based on…

17 Ways Lazy Girls Fake Having Their Shit Together

November 19, 2017November 18, 2017 by estebanoreilly

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I'm one of those lazy girls that constantly floats between wearing glasses and sweatpants, to the whole nine yards with murderer heels and a little black dress. But, the majority of cases( all the time ), I'd rather not really try.I have come to find that , none of us…

5 Signs Your Apartment Is Haunted And How To Get Rid Of The Ghost

August 17, 2017 by estebanoreilly

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Weve all been there. Youre lying in bed at night, reveling in the peaceful silence wrapped up tightly in somebodys arms, when suddenly, you remember youre alone. Theres no actual somebody there, and so youre faced with the difficult decision to either embrace being spooned by a lonely ghost, or…

27 Of My Most Cringeworthy Moments From My Early Twenties I Will Recount Here For Your Entertainment

August 4, 2017August 4, 2017 by estebanoreilly

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