1. I twirl my hair.
( gets pissed when guy doesn’t take the clue)
2. I laugh at everything you say.
Everything you say is funny. I’m prepped to laugh before you’ve even finished the sentence. You are the king of comedians. Nah but seriouslystronger eye contact, smiling, hair touching( my hair , not theirs. That’d be weird .)
3. I touch you and insult you a lot.
I’ll generally come up with excuses to touch you and likely insult you a lot.
4. I magically get to the bus stop the same hour as you.
My boyfriend and I, before we got together, maintained magically getting to the bus stop at the same day. Our timetables coincided nicely, but I did occasionally have to miss the very first bus that turned up in order to make it happen.
5. I present my womb to you.
Here, mine womb. I pray it doth pleaseth you, sir.
6. I constantly bump into you on accident.
If we’re walking somewhere, I will constantly bump into you on collision and laugh at ridiculous things you say( but let’s be real, if I’m interested then I don’t mind ridiculous things ). I’ll tell a guy how handsome he is, compliment him( not only on physical things !) But also hoping that they will induce the first move so I don’t look like a dweeb and chicken out.: -(
7. I ask you when we’re getting married.
I just ask them when we’re getting married.
8. I pretend I dislike your fucking guts.
If I like you, I dislike your fucking guts…but that’s just me.
9. I ask to compare my hands size against yours.
When asking to compare my hands sizing against yours. Most likely very those who are interested in you if I do that haha.
10. Ill put my foot next to yours and say, Oh, your feet are so big compared to mine!
I still do the stupid putting my foot next to his thing and saying something like’ Oh, your feet are so big compared to mine !’ Ran a couple of times.
11. I steal your hat.
Professional hat stealer here.
12. No bra.
Not wearing a bra when I know I’m going to see him.
Cleavage. Lots and lots of cleavage.
14. If I am trying to feed you, then I likely want to fuck you.
You mention you like brownies; a while later I happen to bake brownies and bring them to run/ school/ wherever you are. Basically, if I am trying to feed you, then I likely want to fuck you.
15. I stare at you and wish for you to be braver than me.
Simplestare and wish for the guy to be braver than me.
16. I stand a little bit closer to you and chat you up WAY more than necessary.
I normally stand a bit closer to guys( unintentionally ), and chat them up more than necessary.
But ladies? If you want my advice? FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST JUST BE STRAIGHTFORWARD.
I once asked a dude to see a movie with me, and since he asked if others could come as well, I presumed he was politely turning me down. Flash-forward to three months later, after we got together, and he casually mentioned how he wished that we had gone to see it as a date. He hadn’t put two and two together because I didn’t specifically say date.
Not all guys are that oblivious, but your guy might be. Just go over and ask them.
17. I describe your attention to my body, face, hair, eyes all the time.
I draw his attention to my body, face, hair, eyes all the time and cooking abilities. Like, Yeah, it is hard inducing pasta, the steam gets to my eyes, but I love making it, I don’t know why! Also I use the word love and like and adore all the time.
18. I dont acknowledge you or even look at you.
When I like a guy, I don’t talk to them or acknowledge them or even look at them. But when I have strictly platonic feelings for a guy, I’m friendly and talkative. However what always happens is that the guys who I don’t find attractive, end up liking me but the guys who I am attracted to think I’m rude. It’s a horrible system but I’m trying to improve it.
19. I ask you if you want to fuck.
My now-husband and I were sitting in his vehicle after helping some friends move and he was supposed to take me back to my automobile. I looked at him and asked, are you really going to take me back to my auto or do you want to fuck?
I think it was pretty obvious I was interested.
20. I get shitfaced and ask if you want to make out.
Get shitfaced and ask if you want to make out.
21. I stand closer to you when youre speaking.
Being much more touchy-feely. Standing closer to them when they’re speakingif you’re somewhere loud, holding their head and speaking really closely into their ear. Prolonged eye contact and smiles when nobody else is seem, merely general flirty 1 to 1 behaviour. I’ve been in a relationship for 3.5 and I miss the stage where we weren’t together yet but plainly liked one another, it’s a sweet day 🙂
22. Ill wink and tell you that youre handsome.
If I think you’re cute I’ll flirt with you, likely winking and tell you that you’re handsome. If I’m REALLY into you then I’ll likely say something embarrassing and then crawl into a pit to die from shame.
23. I have sex with you.
Usually I have sex with them.
24. I make a lot of eye contact and ask you a lot of questions.
Well, before I was marriage I would make a lot of eye contact and ask questions. Make innuendo. I was never shy about constructing the first move in terms of kissing. Now that I’m marriage, I still ask lots of questions and compliment my husband, but when I want to get busy, I pull my pants down and bounce my naked booty at him.
25. I act very nervous and awkward around you.
Am I entirely penalty around everyone else in the room, but around you I’m frightened and awkward and talking softly and rapidly so you can’t understand what I’m saying and then when you ask what I said I go into a long-winded weird irrelevant rationale and then nervously laugh and then run away?
If so, I’m probably into you.
26. I give you long goodbye hugs.
Getting close, finding ways to touch him, looking into his eyes, long goodbye hugs( my hugs are usually short as I’m not one for touching people except when I’m attracted to them ), detecting excuses to spend longer time with him, answering quickly to his messages( I am not one for messaging so I can take ages to respond but when I like a guy, I’m quick to react ), finding ways to compliment him, making future plans with him, lots of smiling and chuckling, playful taunt, really listening/ paying attention.
So I expended the working day yesterday with a guy I’m catching the feelings for and I merely described everything I was doing with him. Sigh, after writing this out I merely realised I truly do like him as he was on my intellect the entire hour I wrote this~ ___~
27. I ask for your number.
This worked on my current significant other. I straight up asked him for his number the second period I ensure him. Almost kinda hurled myself at him as he was getting up from his chair. I thought that was my merely chance before he left. Aimed up hanging out with him and friends subsequently that night and having an amazing day, and he texted me first the next day. Actually woke up to his text. Been more than two years and we maintain get stronger.
28. I accidentally bump hips with you.
Laugh at even the shittiest and cringiest of gags. Strolling next to you I will accidentally bump hips against you from is high time to period. I will ask questions rather than just answer them.
29. Constant touching.
Touching. Like constantly. On the limb, shoulder, hair, leg. Any reason to touch him.
30. I say youre cute, then compliment your skills.
Say they’re cute. Compliment their efforts( i.e ., attaining paper airliners ). Sit close to them. Body language like mirroring theirs. Touching their shoulder or hand.
31. Ill sit next to you so our legs touch under the table.
The main thing I do is, when sitting in a group, I’ll sit next to him and get just a closer than I ordinarily would, so our legs/ thighs touch under the table. Nobody else notices, merely him.
32. I giggle and say youre funny.
You’re so funny! Works every time.
33. I lie on the lounge with my pants off, spread eagle.
I lie on the sofa with my gasps off, spread eagle.
34. I touch your arm and tell you that youre funny.
I touch his arm and tell him, You’re so funny!
35. I will stare at you until you feel uncomfortable.
I will build eye contact and stare at you until you feel uncomfortable.
36. I let my tit to graze or rest upon your arm.
While standing next to them, stand close enough to allow your tit to graze or rest upon their arm. Never fails.
37. I taunt you more than I would other guys.
I tease him more than I would other guys. Is that a good thing or is it riling? Frankly no idea…
38. My vocal register goes up to voiced more girly.
If I like a guy, I’ve noticed several changes in my behavior. My vocal register goes up. Just a bit. I guess it’s to sound more girly. Also, despite being a somewhat touchy person to start with, I touch him a lot more if I like him. If we’re sitting next to each other and he makes a gag, I lean into him laughing. I taunted a little more, partly to construct more opportunities to touch him.
Basically, I kick everything up a notch. He gets just a bit more of me than anyone else in the room.
39. I will cook for you, cook for you, anything to stimulate “youre feeling” taken care of.
Any increased present of nurturing, cook for you, bake for you, any little thing to build “youre feeling” taken care of, we listen when you’re upset, ask about your family or ask about the things that mean the most to you in life so you know that you are heard and your priorities are valid. We ask for your opinion or for your help, so you know you’re needed and useful and important. Above all else we laugh with you and we build you laugh, because that’s the best. This is all the stuff daughters like me do. Other girls might punch you in the limb, others might attain super overtly sexual comments and crass jokes, it’s all dependent on what kinda girl is the one interested in you.
40. I openly flirtation and pester you.
I openly flirting and teasing you.
If I’m interested, I will intentionally dress in cute form-fitting clothes, and find reasons to stroll by you or quickly chat and build jokes. Use your name in a playful tone whenever I refer to your actions in dialogue. Have real conversations with actual content not only playfully slapping your limbs. Compliment your physical appearance so that you think about me discovering you attractive. But once I can get you to laugh or start an inside joke, hooking, line, and sinker.
Now it’s just getting you by yourself. It’s more interesting when there’s other interested females, cause then you have to make a choice. Offer you a ride home or something, you accept because I know you’re interested and curious, slowly integrate physical contact in accordance with your body language while we talk. It kind of goes on from there.
Plus I could feel your eyes burning holes through my clothes the whole time. I liked it. 😉
41. I will chuckle WAY too much when Im around you.
Laughing WAY too much and smiling when I’m around you. Like even if I’m bored or not in the best mood, I will still smile around you because of the nervousness. Also, insults. Not anything super hurtful, but little jokes that will force you to lightly insult me back. Taunt, I guess.
42. I send lots of hearts and kiss emojis.
I’m kinda obvious with it, I send lots of hearts and kiss emojis when I’m saying thank you for something, and I’m touchy as hell. I’ll grab your arms or face chiefly, and of course I’ll try to hang out with you every chance I get.
43. I mock you and am meaner than usual.
Mocking them, being funnier/ meaner than usual, general aloofness but also chuckling too hard at their gags and preserving eye contact. Depends on the vibes. We are a fickle bunch. But it’ll be pretty clear if we like you tbh, and clearer if we don’t like you.
Throw out a hook, if you get a bite: yay…if not: meh/
If I wanna merely sleep with someone I’ll pretty much just ask outright, though. We like to bone too.
44. At a party, I make you feel like youre the only person in the room.
At a party or social gathering, I make them feel like they’re the only person in the room.
45. I pester, joke, and cook food for you.
I tease. I crack a lot of innuendo jokes. I also cook food and offer it to them. It’s easy to insinuate when you’re talking about food or gaming without putting yourself on the line for rejection.
46. I purposely brush shoulders with you.
I’m usually over-touchy. Like I giggle and grab your shoulder. Or I sit close to you or intentionally brush shoulders with you.
47. I say that I want to see a movie, but all my friends are busy..
I truly want to watch[ movie name ], but all my friends are all busy lately.
48. I avoid eye contact, chuckle uncontrollably, and insult myself.
I won’t be able to induce eye contact. When I’m attracted to someone I have a hard time looking them in the eyes. I’ll laugh uncontrollably like an moron a lot. I’ll insult myself openly. On the flipside, if I really dislike you I won’t look at you either.