Turns out stoners don’t make for the best criminals.

In dumb criminal news unrelated to the 2016 presidential election, a group of teens transgressed into a weed dispensary and stole several pounds of … oregano.

Police told Colorado Springs’ local

The employee who called the policemen said 😛 TAGEND

” I was coming out from work, and all of a sudden we heard this big old accident …[ The suspects] came out with bunches of marijuana in their arms .”

But the owner defined the record straight — it wasn’t cannabis at all!

In the display they didn’t have any real marijuana, only oregano — a less potent, more delicious herb!

Sadly, they did cause quite a bit of property injury and are thought to have robbed a liquor store up the street as well. Presumably they got all the apple juice in the place.

Thus far, the suspects have not been caught — but it’s only a matter of time with these geniuses.

[ Image via YouTube/ WENN .]

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