The 40 Best Cracked Quotes Of 2017

Here’s the type of shit we say around here. If you want to write stuff like this for us and get paid, you can start right here.


On Reality Tv Shows :

“You’re trapped in a room with an emotionally unbalanced woman as she screams for young girl to dance while their horrible wealthy mothers complain. It sounds like a Hell designed for souls who died taking a cliff selfie, but it’s actually a fair style to describe Dance Moms . It combines all the creepiness of watching children thrust their pelvises with rich people insulting one another. It’s trashy in every style it is feasible to, and you’re now a worse person for reading about it. Sorry! “

From The 6 Lowest Of The Many Low Point In Reality Show History


On Why You Shouldn’t Hate Yourself :

“You’re not weird. You’re the spire of evolution, a wonder of nature, part of a species so mind-bogglingly adaptable that we’d already be living on the moon if the place hadn’t turned out to be so boring. It’s the world that got weird.”